和gay蜜约定每天背点儿韦伯斯特小绿然后造句发给对方，我寻思不如夹带一些私货（手动狗头），以下都是毫不严肃的无耻段子，正在学习过程中如有语法和单词错误还有欧欧西都是我的锅欢迎指正啊啊啊啊
BENEDICTION ENAMOURED
None of us fangirls would even be laid back by the fact that the couples we enamor of may have no chance being the receiving end of benediction.
我们迷恋的CP 也许永远不会有接受神圣祝福的那一天，但我们腐女是不会因为这个事实而退缩的。（好特么令人伤心
BENEFACTOR PARAMOUR
Bruce Wayne is famous, or more precisely, infamous, for his paramours( plural in the mean time), not for being the sole benefactor of Justice League and many urban construction projects in Gotham.
布鲁斯韦恩之所以声名显赫，更精确点儿说是臭名显赫，是因为他的情人们（同一时间拥有超过一个），而不是因为他是正义联盟以及哥谭市大量城市建设项目的唯一资助人。
BENEFICIARY BENEVOLENCE
Damian:" Father! Why did you name the uncompetent reporter Clark Kent as one of the beneficiaries in your will?????"
Bruce:" Because his little farm would've shut down several years ago when his parents were gone, if not saved by my, uh, fucking benevolence. He knows nothing when it comes to finance, literally."
达米安：“父亲！你为什么在遗嘱里把无能的记者克拉克肯特列成受益人之一了？？？”
布鲁斯：“因为要不是我操蛋的慷慨，他的小破农场早在几年前他父母去世的时候就该倒闭了。在经济方面他一无所知，毫不夸张。”
AMICABLE
Superman and Batman handled an amicable meeting successfully, by the standard of "not trying to strangle the other one in full 15 minutes."
超人和蝙蝠侠成功进行了一次友好会晤，按照“整整十五分钟都没有试图扼死对方”的标准来看的话。
ENAMORED
Batman:" You're enamored with this Bruce Wayne? Some walking dick wrapped in shameless flirting, expensive tux, stupidly handsome face and uncaring humor? You said you fell for this... this thing 10 minutes after you met him? I thought you were disappointing enough but I was definitely wrong, Kal-El."
蝙蝠侠：“你迷恋这个布鲁斯韦恩？用无耻的调情，昂贵的西装，帅到发蠢的脸和心不在焉的幽默包裹起来的一根会走路的吊？你说你在见到这......这玩意儿十分钟之后就迷上他了？我之前还以为你已经够令人失望的了，看来我错了，卡尔艾尔。”
（来自拉我进世界最佳拍档坑的 @Rusty 友情评价：“我生气起来连自己都骂！”这人正在写超蝙克苏鲁啦大家快去吹爆她）
AMOROUS
Lois Lane from Daily Planet accidentally got hold of some photos of the pair of ambiguous friends( or amorous boyfriends here) kissing on a gargoyle of Gotham. No money but a promise of being nice to idiot Clark from the other one of the said pair would be made out of them.
来自星球日报的露易丝莱恩偶然得到了一些照片，上面是那对暧昧的友人（或者说基情四射的恋人们）在哥谭市的某滴水兽上接吻。这些照片不会被拿来换钱，但是会用来让这一对儿里的另一个人保证对他们的白痴克拉克好一些的。